Friday, November 6, 2009

Reading Workshop 9

If Chuck Norris were a character in your book, explain how his presence would affect the plot.

"...he would find Holden and force him to go to school by roundhouse kicking him in the face."

"Every ministry would simply become The Ministry of Chuck Norris and everyone would watch Walker: Texas Ranger on their telescreens 24/7"

"...he would kill them all in one blow using only his chin."

"...he would appear only after Jonathan Livingston Seagull attains Zen mastery and the ability to teleport."

"...he would probably turn Elizabeth Bennett into a cowboy loving bad girl and steal her from Mr. Darcey"


Tobin F. Terry said...

Haha. Good assignment, but, as we all know, Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Zach said...

Chuck Norris would will a magic door into existance and cross over into the "keystone" world, at which point he would kick Stephen King in the face for a number of reasons, all of which have something to do with Dark Tower VII.

John said...

After countless hours of meditation the supreme being is revealed to Ray Smith in a final vision. The vision is final because supreme awakening is equal to a roundhouse kick to the consciousness. All Buddha-idols are instantly replaced by Chuck Norris bobble-heads.